heard today

grampa: "some ologist called today"
me : "which one"
grampa: "i dont know i dont need doctors they dont do much for me anyway"

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driving home tonight

me: i gotta stop one more place before we go home
grampa: you gotta get yourself a drink?
me: no- just a stop
grampa: you gonna stop and take a snort?

if people didnt know better theyd think i was a drunk and a druggie with the drinkin and snortin goin on ...